Addicted to deviantART

Wow!... I need to attend a group meeting of "dAA"...that's deviantART Anonymous.

I am addicted to this site, or so my friends say, as I am always browsing for new images no matter what hour of the day or night, since there is always something cool to find and I'm afraid I might miss something. Spending countless hours every night posting comments on stunningly beautiful images by seemingly unknown but extremely talented artists and photographers. The worst of all is skipping work and dates with gorgeous women so I can post new artwork in the hope that someday I might be considered "popular" or even be honored with the completely illusive "daily deviation".

Okay, I made that last one up but I do need help, or so my friends say... maybe dA detox or a rehab clinic. Wait!... What am I talking about... I love this place, they can have my dA when they pry it from my cold dead fingers! I wish I could get dA in pill form or even suck it up into a syringe and shoot it directly into my veins. Ahhh... cool.... sweet... intoxicating... deviantART!